Gag of Ranbir's youngistan

Welcome Ranbir !!!

How thirsty are you for a Pepsi? From TV to game and now on blogs to get rid of your thirst.

So i have a game plan for you. If you win you will get it else bbyee. Its a game like KBC, the anchor is non other than Amir khan, he will ask only three questions, if you give all the three correct, then you will get a 500 ml pepsi bottle, if 2 answers are right then 300 ml & if you miss to manage 2 answers right, go back to your mama.

Amir :) welcome Ranbir, the only representative of your youngistan !!!
thanks, yeah i am the only, you all are now "oldistan".
wow, But still newcomers dreams to work with me.
yeah, but the rumor of their affair mount up with me.
Its the media only dude.
Media is same for me & u, you accept yourself to be part of oldistan & forget yourself to be offspring in bollywood. only by making 8 pack abs, can't short your age.

Its enough. now you face a bombardment of question, i will see how you deplete your thirst from pepsi.

"irshad!!!,
irshad!!!

So your 1 st question is :

let you are in place of shoaib malik & in place of ayesha siddiqui, there is priyanka chopra, so what will you do? you would like to continue your marriage with priyanka chopra or will marry with saniya mirza?

Oops ............
at one side Miss world & on another an aphrodisiac, lulu, awesome Saniya.
its hard to decide, but since as per you i am already married with Priyanka, this time i would like to enjoy with saniya. I will marry saniya.(Youngistan ki wow thinking)

So "mouse ji" click on Saniya!!!

whoops!!!!!!!!

its a wrong answer....
you are not commited in your relationship, lets see, deepika is also crying, she is on aajtak (sabse aage), showing her tearful eyes "first".

oh God, its a game only, why she is crying foul, womens really need reservation, rather than free education.

So Ranbir you have only 2 question left & you to answer both correct to keep you alive.


Why in computer age Lalu's party symbol is lantern?

Actually Bihar is not much developed, most of people are still living in lantern age, so his party symbol is lantern.

To "mouse ji" Answerwa pe tani click kar dijiye?

Bada wala OOOOOOppppppsssssssss!!!!!!!

aur ye galat jawab, sahi jawab hai.......


Bhaiya aisa hai ki congress ke raaj me mehangi itni badh gayi hai ki hum purchaar kar rahe hain ki itna ghotala karne ke baad v hum 5 saal se jada kirasan tel nahi kharid sakte, aam janta ka, ka hoi!!!! So vote for me, if i will be prime minister i will make it free for 5 years.

Sorry Ranbir, you lost to manage 2 answers correctly, you are too young to this world, go back to your mama house, drink milk......

Pepsi !!!!!!

Its me only... AAmir


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